It Sucks! Long Distance Relationships: Just Say No To Inhumane/Extreme The Torture.

My first questions to anyone in a long-distance relationship are some of the following: are you a masochist? Why do you like pain? Why are you doing this to yourself? Are you insane? How could anyone pick a Monday night of Face-Timing with someone who lives four hours away over Monday night football and $2 schooners? These are things I just don’t understand.

People give all kinds of justifications for being involved in LDRs, and we all know someone who is in one and says it’s totally worth it, they’re super in love, blah blah, blah. Come on, you’re not fooling anyone. We all know you’re actually miserable and it’s slowly killing you.

Wisdom Bit: Before You Marry A VIRGIN

This write up was written by Mekaboy

For the guys that are crazy about marrying virgins, I wish to let you know that 90% of $arried women that have an affair outside marriage, were married as virgins. This is according to my research. Human beings are adventurous by nature, we like to explore. Virgins face the highest level of temptation when married. The question keeps coming up, is there something different out there? Is this the only colour of manhood out there? Is this the only size? Are they all like this? Do all men do it like this? These question keep hovering over the minds of virgin wives. They are like to try and find out one day. Its just like telling someone that all phone brands are the same. I have used nokia, apple, blackberry, samsung, sony Erickson, trium before I returned to samsung.

Shocking! His Fiancee Aborted His Baby After His Death.

He Got Her Pregnant And Then He Died.

 

 

This story was leafed from Nairaland.com. It is a true life story and the victim indeed seeks for meaningful responses from readers.

 

Hello all, this is a true life story. A friend's friend was in a serious relationship with this girl for like 4 years, the girl claimed to truly love him more than anything and would like to be the mother of his children and so on.

Eventually, she got pregnant for him along the line out of wedlock. Sadly, the guy died. It wasn't long after his death that this lady that claims to love him so much terminated the Pregnancy.

I want to know if what she did was right after claiming she loves him so much and would like to have a baby for him?

He Feels He Is In Trouble As His Muslim Girlfriend Wants To Get Pregnant And Make Him Marry Her.

This story was sent in by a reader. There are no alterations to the content of the story.
 

I travelled to one of the Northern towns for official assignment and one morning, I don't know what I ate in the hotel and I had running stomach. I rushed to a big pharmacy close by and bought a drug. The girl attended to me very well. She wore her muslim attire, was dark and had some of those drawings on her hand. I liked her instantly. She even asked me to sit down because I was tired. I bought water and coke and drank the medicine right in her front. We parted ways but I collected her number. She spoke good English and was also about going to university but was just helping her family run the pharmacy. It was on the eve of Valentine (13th Feb). On valentine day I sent her a message and she replied and liked it. As my assignment had not concluded, I was still in the town, so I went back to see her and to wish her happy valentine. When I travelled back to my duty station we called each other occasionally and our calls became very frequent after a week.

I made time and went back again to see her. I picked her up after work and brought her to my hotel. She didnt like coming to the hotel but what can I do. I made her sit on the edge of my bed..I held her hand and she brushed me off. I touched her face and she turned it away. She stood up and said "if this is what you are aiming at, I won't visit where you stay again". I apologized profusely and we left the hotel and I went to drop her. I dropped her at their house....we talked for a while inside the car and she left. After one week I went back again and I also brought her to my hotel. I also made her sit on the edge of my bed. This time I took things easy and we chatted and I held her while we talked and then I started touching her. I later ended up sucking her very cute bosoms...she didnt let me do anything at all, but I noticed she enjoyed it very much although was very shy and also maybe did not like the idea. She didnt want to kiss me either so we left it at that.