THIS IS HOW TO REMAIN POOR.

Saw this on Facebook, thought it was on point and similar to a trending thread by acidtalk. I completely disagree with number 9 though. Absolutely disagree. Your thoughts?

1. Never wake up early...
Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing if there are no bedbugs,
why hurry to get up??

2} Never plan how to spend your money..
Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and
recall how you spent it..