1. Never wake up early...
Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing if there are no bedbugs,
why hurry to get up??
2} Never plan how to spend your money..
Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and
recall how you spent it..
3} Don't think of saving until you have real big money...
How can you save when you earn so little?? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your
burning needs..
4} Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated "...
How can you a graduate
engage in petty trade or home based production?? That's for people who never went to school.
5} Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven & give U capital..
How do they expect U to invest before U get millions of dollars?? Even though more than half the
businesses in your town were started with a few hundred dollar, you as a smart person can only start with millions.
6} Complain about everything except your own attitude:
Blame the system the government& the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad & do not want you to get rich.
7. Spend more than you earn.
To achieve this, buy consumer product on credit & keep borrowing from friends & employers.
8. Compete in dressing.
Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all workers in your offer..
Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, u get one that is more expensive..
9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay..
10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not
struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy & hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age...
Footnote.
This is about the most hilarious thing i have read in a while. Hilarious though on point. I relate with the arguments presented and know it would have similar effect on most people.
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