A Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False?

Mary: Hello Love!

Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
 

Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
 

Sarah: And me too
 

Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
 

Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she must
be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
 

Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
 

John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
 

Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey come charge phone.
 

John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink
beer…..
 

Francis: like U. Later now!

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime.Francis: John is just a reliable friend. 

LESSON:

Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will always watch each other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??